Onion: Bush Urges Nation To Be Quiet For A Minute While He Tries To Think
THE ONION 42.35 – 8/30/06
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a nationally televised address Monday, President Bush urged all citizens, regardless of race, creed, color, or political affiliation, “to quiet down for just one minute” so he could have “a chance to think.”
“Make no mistake: It will take patience and sacrifice,” Bush said. “But such drastic measures could lead to a better tomorrow for all of us, especially for your commander-in-chief.”
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The Onion always makes me cry…and laugh maniacally.