can’t see the forest

Quotations from Groucho Marx

Posted in humor, Quotations, Uncategorized by Curtis on 9/30/06

Groucho Marx - LOC

–Before I speak, I have something important to say.

–Why, you’re one of the most beautiful women I’ve ever seen, and that’s not saying much for you.

–A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

–I’ve always had the idea that my retirement would be the greatest contribution to science the world has ever known.

–Those are my principles. If you don’t like them I have others.

–Years ago I tried to top everybody, but I don’t anymore. I realized it was killing conversation. When you’re always trying for a topper you aren’t really listening. It ruins communication.

–My favorite poem is the one that starts ‘Thirty days hath September’ because it actually tells you something.

–I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn’t it.

–Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and misapplying the wrong remedies.

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