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The Onion: Bush: Thousands of Registered Democrats Needed For ‘Extremely Important Mission’

Posted in Elections, George W. Bush, humor, Politics, The Onion, USA by Curtis on 11/2/06

In a televised address to the nation Monday, President Bush announced that the U.S. is in “desperate need of thousands of registered Democrats” to conduct what he called an “extremely important mission” to begin immediately and continue at least until the first Tuesday after the first Monday in November.

“Certainly it will mean sacrifice, and possibly a prolonged absence from your families,” Bush said. “We need at least 40,000 Democrats, but more are always welcome.”

Full story [here].


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  1. Yakoub/Julaybib said, on 11/2/06 at 8:45 am

    The Onion News in Brief about the woman getting a court order against her ex-come-sniper had me almost on the floor laughing!

  2. tellitlikeitis said, on 11/2/06 at 9:20 am

    Yep…those guys are quite zany. I have to check it out every couple weeks at least!

  3. Skip Conover said, on 11/2/06 at 9:29 pm

    Sounds like Germany, circa 1933.

    Curt, thanks for mentioning the approach to 100 chapters. As I put the printed “book” in order, I am trying to decide whether to let the number rise, or close it out and move to another blog.

  4. tellitlikeitis said, on 11/2/06 at 9:57 pm

    You’re welcome, Skip. I jumped in the game rather late, but I’m mighty proud and I’m glad to have been even a small part of it. Always a fine read.

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