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The Onion: Bush Calls for Development of National Air Conditioner

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This is so wrong on so many levels:

WASHINGTON, DC — In a nationally televised address reminiscent of President Kennedy’s historic 1961 speech pledging to put a man on the moon, President Bush responded to the global warming crisis Monday by calling for the construction of a giant national air conditioner by the year 2015. . .

. . .”Global warming threatens us all, whether we’re mowing our lawns, rafting down a river in a national park, or driving to the end of the driveway to get our mail,” Bush said. “The task that lies ahead is undeniably hard. But if we do not succeed, we will be profoundly inconvenienced. And I promise you: America will not let that happen.”

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